What kind of game is this?

It's a prompt-based party card game designed to create absolute chaos among friends. Think of it as your dating app history in card form — messy, hilarious, and deeply personal.

How many people can play?

3 to 10 players. Sweet spot is 4–6, but honestly, the more the messier.

Is this appropriate for... anyone?

It's rated 17+ for a reason. This game references dating apps, hookup culture, and the kind of stories you only tell at 2am. If your gran is at the table, maybe skip this one.

Is this specifically a gay game?

It's inspired by queer dating culture, chaotic dating stories, and the unhinged energy of hookup apps — but honestly, anyone with messy friends will love it. Chaos is universal.

How long does a game take?

About 30–60 minutes, depending on how much arguing happens. Which will be a lot.

Where do you ship and how long does it take?

We ship worldwide. UK orders get free shipping; international rates are calculated at checkout based on your country. All orders are dispatched within 2 business days — UK delivery is 3–5 days, international is 5–21 days depending on zone.

Yes — 30-day returns, no questions asked. Unless the question is funny.

Are expansion packs coming?

Yes. Join the mailing list to be first to know when new packs drop. They're going to be even worse.

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Relive Your Worst Dating App Moments

Name: Headless Torsos — The Gay Dating App Party Card Game
Brand: Headless Torsos
Price: 24.99 GBP
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (3 reviews)

Headless Torsos is an adult (17+) party card game about gay dating app culture for 3–10 players, 30–60 minutes per game. Written from real messages, not AI. Made in the UK.

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Players: 3–10
Play time: 30–60 min
Age rating: 17+
Cards: 150

150 cards — 50 INBOX / 100 ANSWER · Made in the United Kingdom · Launched Summer 2026

How It Works

Inspired by years of experience on pointless and confidence-crushing gay dating apps, this game is intended to help you relive your most memorable moments and share them with your friends.

Pick an INBOX card→

Drop your chaotic answers→

Crown the unhinged convo

Be fun, be sassy, be versatile.

Why You'll Love It

Packed with hyper-specific gay culture references
Designed to spark laughter, debates, and "this is TOO real" moments
Easy to learn, impossible to play just once

Tap to reveal · We dare you

Every INBOX card is a real dating app message — from Lukas's inbox, two boyfriends' inboxes (one now an ex), and the funniest finds from Reddit and Instagram. Nothing here was written by AI.

If you laughed at even one of these, you already know.

The game in the wild

Headless Torsos box showing the how-to-play instructions next to a fanned hand of INBOX message cards

A game of Headless Torsos mid-round, with INBOX message cards and ANSWER cards spread across a wooden table

Two hands holding orange Headless Torsos ANSWER cards in golden evening light

Headless Torsos pink box open on a table beside stacked orange ANSWER cards and blue INBOX cards

"Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy"Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy • "Had us in laughing fits with friends!" — Mark, Etsy • "Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter." — Hein, Etsy • "My friends and I loved all the creative answers!" — Max, Etsy

What's Inside

50 Inbox cards
100 Response cards
Endless chaotic combinations

Warning

This game is not for the easily offended. It contains mature themes, explicit humour, and cards that might expose your friends (or yourself). Not suitable for children.

First Edition — Limited Drop Headless Torsos box

Your Worst Dates Deserve This

Every INBOX card is pulled from real dating app messages — Lukas's own inbox, two boyfriends' inboxes (one now an ex), and the funniest finds from Reddit and Instagram. Not a single card was written by AI.

Perfect For

Pre-drinks and house parties
Game nights with friends
Birthdays, Pride, and weekends that escalate quickly
Anyone who appreciates sharp, adult humour

Qty

£24.99

— Free UK shipping; international rates at checkout

— 30-day returns

— Secure checkout

FAQ

Reviews

5.0 out of 5 from 3 verified Etsy reviews

Great game! Not seen anything like it. Had us in laughing fits with friends! We got this out for a pregame before a night out and everyone loved it!
Mark · 29 August 2026 · Etsy

Amazing product and super quick shipping! I got this as a gift and took it to a group vacation on Fire Island with my gay friends and everyone loved it! The concept is easy but the prompts and responses are certainly fit for the audience and well thought out! Even the instructions had us rolling with laughter. I definitely recommend for anyone looking for a fun witty game with gay friends!
Hein · 21 August 2026 · Etsy

Such a fun game, my friends and I loved all the creative answers! Would be great as a gift as well, or for a quick game before a night out.
Max · 16 August 2026 · Etsy

Who made this

Headless Torsos is made by Lukas, a gay entrepreneur living in London. The game started during Covid lockdown out of sheer boredom, was prototyped (or rather procrastinated) for six years, and launched in summer 2026.

Every INBOX card comes from real messages — Lukas's own inbox, two boyfriends' inboxes (one of whom is now an ex), and the funniest ones they saw online on Reddit and Instagram. Not a single card was written by AI.

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